The economy picked up drastically over the last few days as metereologist once again predicted a winter wonderland filled with 5-7 inches of the fluffy white stuff. Colonial and Sunbeam were the expected winners with Nature's Own running closely in third place. Mayfield Dairies had a whopping increase in sales reported. The little ones were sorely disappointed in the texture of the white blanket covering the area as the ice was cold wet and would not mold itself into a snow man no matter what tricks were used.
Insurance companies breathed a sigh of relief when drivers decided to stay at home in the warmth of their homes. The $3+ a gallon for the gas contributed greatly to the lack of traffic and the unusual use of good sense by drivers.
It is reported that children are in revolt due to the inability to get Big Macs and Wendy's double stacks and are refusing to eat peanut butter on plain white bread. However, these same children have found a new favorite drink - milk! Hopefully the stores have restocked as it has been announced that local schools will be closed again tomorrow.
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